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[21 Jan 2007|05:36pm]
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[12 Oct 2006|05:34am]
if you cant tell the differnce between a ladle and a spoon you're fat "-some guy
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[28 Jul 2006|02:32pm]
god damnit i live in floridia now and its hot all the time and everyone here eats hamburgers and has cars with a/c and likes polo shirts that are pastel color and likes batman movies and enjoys talking about one another in a nice fasion and theres fake boobs flying around left and right and i dont know what to do with my self
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[11 Mar 2006|11:57pm]
hi my name is sam
no more needles is the plan
i got really high
but now i'm like why?
so now i'm gonna go get high
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[08 Jan 2006|08:37pm]
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[28 Aug 2005|02:05pm]
i work at a movie theatre. i'm a full time student. part time drunk
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[13 Apr 2005|04:44pm]
hi i'm sam i like things that are heavy and squiereee;;s
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[29 Mar 2005|11:33am]
galaxie twelve universal
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[10 Feb 2005|12:16pm]
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[06 Feb 2005|06:38pm]
i will be 21 in a month or so. i'm either going on a road trip for a week to miami with ryan williams or i'm going to stay in asheville and have a party but everyone has to dress up like they didnt dress up to go to a costume party.
i'm going to delete this live journal now.
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[06 Jan 2005|02:09am]
i always end up cleaning up beer with socks
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[04 Jan 2005|10:31pm]
sam is going to the beer and wine dumpster now. it also has snapple.

i got a zit.

i live in a sleeping bag on a couch and sometimes the dirgs bed 61 sevier street . severe .

right now there is a bug in my shirt biting me
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[03 Dec 2004|01:57am]
the ocean is a discusting place. whales shit all over the fucking place. sharks eat things that shouldnt be eaten like your children. people piss and shit in there. dolphins throw up all over the place. dolphins are horrible creatures that were made to be jump through hoops. everytime i think of the ocean i think about flashlights flying through the air... i stand there staring at it until it hits me in the nose and blood shoots out of my face all over the place.. as i look down to see if the flashlight is ok a shark comes around the corner and bites me. jellyfish are like big blobs pain that only can be cured by sitting in a tub of urine. god is a piece of shit that floats around in the ocean like that foamy stuff that is actually turd bubbles. the only cool thing about the ocean is pirates and they dont exist anymore. dont try to pull some shit like " yeah pirates exist" no they dont. if there are pirates in the ocean.. they;re fucking dead being eating by sea turdles. bright fish that are all neon..not cool. bright things like aluminum foil is cool. who the fuck cares about some stupid little fish that eats coral reef mold? not me. if micheal jordan was the ocean he would be like this stupid idiot standing there selling nike shoes to stingrays who have hopes and dreams.scotty pippen would apear as a squid and spray his ink all over micheal jordan. micheal would take a step back and knock over some shoes. the shoes would hit the floor and the ocean wouild done again. just like it was before. a pile of air jordans covered in ink and stingrays weeping
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[02 Dec 2004|12:49am]
is your thumb a finger?
i mean i would think that putting fingers in your butt would be like.. all the other fingers. or is it called something crazy like thumb butting? butt thumber
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[12 Nov 2004|01:44am]
i've had

the time of my life

and now its time to die

(dont worry chuckles.. i recorded it and you'll be pleased)
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[10 Nov 2004|11:31pm]


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[08 Nov 2004|12:21am]
turd island i'll smoke to that

this loft is hard to get off of high

i have to go the hospital tommorow to see fidel the dishwasher at the restaurant i worked at .. he has like 6 months live they found out he has cancer all over his kidneys and stuff.

we had a party. we broke a window and shit got out of control. it was fun

good times.

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[21 Oct 2004|09:32pm]
theres one loft built in turd island ( sam and dans wherehouse space) by saturday there will be two of them . i'll post some pictures sometime.

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[13 Oct 2004|06:00pm]
sometimes i wish i was more like john cusack

tomomrwo dan and i are going ot look for a practice space/wherehouse studio

ralfs balls are being removed tomomrow . he's gonna be hating some sam
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[06 Oct 2004|11:30pm]

this is what happens when you eat a bunch of crabmeat past sundown
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